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I like Melanie

By singing this filk, you agree to not sue the author over damages incurred by the audience.
Alden, this one's for you.

*If it doesn't belong to me, it belongs to the BBC, unless it belongs to those wacky Python boys*

The Most Annoying Filk Ever Written
(TTTO: I Like Traffic Lights)
by Erin Tumilty

I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
That is what I said

I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
I like Melanie
Because her hair is red

<chorus>
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
That is what he said

He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
Because her hair is red

I like Melanie
I like Melanie
...
She's the best that I have seen

I like Melanie
I like Melanie
...
She has the nicest scream

<chorus>
He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
...
She's the best that he has seen

He likes Melanie
He likes Melanie
...
She has the nicest scream

I like Melanie
I like Melanie
<keep repeating this line until the audience rises up as one and beats you about the head with a stick>

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